Week 34: Belieb in the Bielby's

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Bloody Bielby's!  She's won another Manager of the Week certificate and he's still miles ahead at the top of the table.  And, and, AND their beloved Liverpool are having their most exciting season for twenty five years.  Too much joy in one household at any one time should be policed out of this country.  It can only do no good.

It's enough to make one take to the twitter and shout about it.

Sods.

Bielby's taken to The Twitter to shout about it

So, yes, Sarah Bielby is Manager of the Week with 18 points which helps her Johnny's Heroes bump up two places closer to Hubby the Boy Bielby.

Meanwhile, the most exciting thing about this season's league is the fight to stay in the top ten.  Not that that's an actual Thing.  But hey ho.

I suppose there's the OFFL Cup.  Did you see the Semi-Final Fixtures?

Of course you did...

OFFL Cup

Semi-Finals, to be played in Week 36

RS-TBOY              v Livercoolio
[Rick Beecroft]          [Russ Bielby]

Woolyback Returns    v   Pyeators II
[Guy Harewood]           [Dave Clayton]

T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                       Manager       (GBPm)Wk Tot
 --------------------------------------------------------
 1 Livercoolio                Russ Bielby     54.4  7 439
 2 Blat Setter's Mad Hatters  Gavin Ward      53.5  9 398
 3 Pyeators II                Dave Clayton    55.0  5 393
 4 Inter Milandrover          Smasher         54.5  1 384
 5 Irishpool                  Mike Smears     54.8  6 384
 6 Fattered Tanj              Sarah Bingham   53.4  3 359
 7 RS-TBOY                    Rick Beecroft   55.0 12 355
 8 Gone Poyet Gone            Nick Reed       54.8  9 340
 9 Woolyback Returns          Guy Harewood    54.9 12 337
10 Tierney's Twonks           Steve Tierney   53.3  6 335
11 1964 Prathletico Grande    Malcolm Pratt   54.4  9 331
12 Neil's Diamonds            Neil McConaghy  55.0  8 322
13 Eggafield Rovers           Edgar Rayner    52.9  3 308
14 Lashings Of Cheese         Chris Walsh     54.4  8 294
15 Which Team                 Rachel Jones    52.8 -3 285
16 Johnny's Heroes            Sarah Bielby    54.8 18 282
17 Real Mcdrid                Craig McHugh    53.0  4 281
18 Radnorshire Tigers         Alun Edwards    52.5 17 278
19 Moanchester Ununited       Alex Blundell   55.0  3 276
20 Botley Yellow              Kate Wilson     54.4  9 257
21 It's A Snickers            Ash Keeler      54.0  6 255
22 Mainly Bell Jam            Hercule Poirot  54.0  9 242
23 Mintal Institute           Minty Colquhoun 54.9  2 242
24 Moobchester Utd            Jon King        54.7  6 239
25 It Goes To Eleven          Tom Vamos       47.3  3 128


                              Week's Average Points     6

                              Total Average Points    309

Week 31: Domestic Abuse and the OFFL Cup Quarter Finals' Results

To husband hit
. 

Sarah Bielby Please Stand Up.  Now turn to your right and slap that League-leading husband of yours a thwack in the chops with your Manager of the Week certificate.

Thank you.

Speculation suggests that you came on top of him this week because it was his birthday.

*blush*

17 points suggest you just happened to have had a good week on the pitch.  Congratulations.  Now you can look forward to Eurovision [May 10th, don't forget].

Also of note, Kate Wilson's Botley Yellow jumped above Hercule Poirot's Mainly Bell Jam and rest more than 100 points above last place.

Hashtag Achievment.

RST-Boy continue to climb [one place] just as Mike Smears' Irishpool snatch fourth place from the flagging defending Champions Inter Milandrover.  Livercoolio are 60 points ahead of second place.

I mean, what's the point?

Ah, here we go...

OFFL Cup

ROUND THREE

           Mainly Bell Jam  6 v  9 RS-TBOY
           Gone Poyet Gone 10 v 14 Woolyback Returns
                Which Team  9 v 14 Livercoolio
   1964 Prathletico Grande  6 v 14 Pyeators II

Through to the semi-finals are Rick Beecroft, Guy Harewood, Russ Bielby and Dave Clayton.  Congratulations all.

T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                       Manager       (GBPm)Wk Tot
 --------------------------------------------------------
 1 Livercoolio                Russ Bielby     54.4 14 405
 2 Blat Setter's Mad Hatters  Gavin Ward      53.5  7 345
 3 Pyeators II                Dave Clayton    55.0 14 343
 4 Irishpool                  Mike Smears     55.0  9 327
 5 Inter Milandrover          Smasher         54.5  1 325
 6 Fattered Tanj              Sarah Bingham   53.4  6 320
 7 Woolyback Returns          Guy Harewood    54.9 14 305
 8 1964 Prathletico Grande    Malcolm Pratt   54.4  6 303
 9 RS-TBOY                    Rick Beecroft   55.0  9 296
10 Tierney's Twonks           Steve Tierney   53.3  7 295

11 Eggafield Rovers           Edgar Rayner    52.9  3 289
12 Gone Poyet Gone            Nick Reed       54.8 10 279
13 Neil's Diamonds            Neil McConaghy  55.0 10 279
14 Which Team                 Rachel Jones    52.8  9 260
15 Lashings Of Cheese         Chris Walsh     54.4 11 257
16 Moanchester Ununited       Alex Blundell   55.0  6 252
17 Real Mcdrid                Craig McHugh    53.0 11 250
18 It's A Snickers            Ash Keeler      54.0 10 235
19 Mintal Institute           Minty Colquhoun 54.9  4 235
20 Radnorshire Tigers         Alun Edwards    52.5  9 229
21 Johnny's Heroes            Sarah Bielby    54.8 17 228
22 Moobchester Utd            Jon King        54.7  4 212
23 Botley Yellow              Kate Wilson     54.4 13 208
24 Mainly Bell Jam            Hercule Poirot  54.0  6 205
25 It Goes To Eleven          Tom Vamos       47.3  7 107


                              Week's Average Points     8

                              Total Average Points    271